Minggu, 21 Agustus 2011

Salary Theorem

Everyone knows the Salary Theorem establishes that engineers and scientist can NEVER EVER earn as much money as businessmen, salesmen, politicians and actors easily make.

This theorem can be demonstrated by reducing it to a simple mathematical equation:

• Knowledge is Power

• Time is Money

Given that: Power = Work / Time

And because:

Knowledge = Power

Time = Money

Therefore we have:

Knowledge = Work / Money

We can easily obtain:

Money = Work / Knowledge

So when Knowledge goes towards zero, Money goes towards infinity, regardless of the value attributed to work, even if the value of work is very small.

On the contrary, when Knowledge goes towards Infinity, Money goes towards zero, even if the value of Work is High.

The evident conclusion:

The less U know, the more money U definitely make.

Those of U who have had difficulty following this presentation must make a Lot of money


"If ever there is tomorrow when we're not together.. there is something you must always remember. you are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. but the most important thing is, even if we're apart.. i'll always be with you." - Winnie the Pooh-

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