Jokes

Kesepuluh Firman Tuhan versi Manado (Manado Translation):

1. Jang brani nga ba hugel dari pa Tuhan!

2. Jang bekeng patong apalagi sujud pa dia! Kalo kwa nentau bekeng jang bapaksa!

3. Jang cumu cumu Tuhan pe nama sembarangan! Ta biasa ngoni kang tanya tanya "sapa marah badusta?"

4. Inga inga tu hari sabat kong ya maso greja! Cuma itu reken ngoni pe karja komaling

5. Dengar dengaran re pa angko pe ma deng pa.

Jang pas dorang Tuhan so pangge le baru ngoni mo manangis akang

Inga!

Kalo dorang dua nda kaweng nda mo ada ngana!

(Kalo ngana anak angkat laeng carita e...mar hormat le katu pa dorang no)

6. Nimbole bunu orang! Berarti nimbole bunu diri le no, ngana kan orang? Ato?

7. Nimbole berzinah! Cari di kamus depe arti kalo nentau!

8. Nimbole MENCURI! Kalo MANCARI boleh.!

9. Nimbole badusta! Mar ta yakin torang samua so sering badusta...

Bertobat jo tare

10. Baca jo Keluaran 20! Biar lebe mangarti neh


"If ever there is tomorrow when we're not together.. there is something you must always remember. you are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. but the most important thing is, even if we're apart.. i'll always be with you." - Winnie the Pooh-